New Kerry Ad...

"Teacher:  George it looks like you’re having a little trouble with your math….

Little George:  What do you mean?

Teacher:  Well, your budget numbers don’t add up.

Little George:  Well they’re close enough. 

Teacher:  George, you’ve overspent by $6 trillion.

Little George:  Oh, is that a lot?

Teacher: (Sighing) Well yes it is…OK, here, you forgot to pay for the cost of making your tax cut permanent. … That adds $2.2 trillion alone.

Little George:  Well I really want it.

Teacher:  And now here, you spent another $616 billion for your prescription drug plan.

Little George:  I know, but the drug companies need the money.

Teacher:  And see this little plan to privatize social security?

Little George:  Yeah?

Teacher:  Well that costs $1.4 trillion.

Little George:  I know, and I don’t even like the program.

Teacher:  Well, George if you’re going to spend all this money, you have to figure out a way to pay for it. 

Little George:  Well you just watch.  When I’m president, I’m gonna spend as much money as I want.

Narrator:  And that’s exactly what George Bush did…."


Pegged it perfectly, huh? *L*